So it was established, and so it
begins.
As I said yesterday, this year's a
weird sort of retrospective on the past four years. Each of the 31
films chosen for this year's Halloween run is a sequel, prequel, or
remake of an earlier movie featured here.
With that in mind, the randomizer's
hitting a couple of low balls out of the gate, so let's just dive in.
(Note: Sorry about the links guys. Gonna try and get those more fine-tuned soon.)
(Note: Sorry about the links guys. Gonna try and get those more fine-tuned soon.)
Sorry guys, but you're in the same movie as Larry Miller as an evil, rapey clown. There was no way you guys were gonna be scarier than that.
10/1 - Wes Craven Presents Carnival of Souls
(remake of Carnival of Souls)
So, going into this movie, I will admit
I had some reservations. With Craven's passing earlier this year, I
wondered if it would be better to sit out a remake with his name on
it and a pretty spotty reputation. Then, two things happened to
convince me to leave it in. First, my girlfriend made the case for
the fact that, hey, it is part of his legacy, and sometimes you've
gotta take the bad with the good (for the record, I still stand by
what I wrote in previous years on The Serpent and the Rainbow –
still a favorite of his movies).
The second was that I actually sat down
to watching it...and realized this was a Wes Craven movie like Hostel
was a Quentin Tarantino film. Which makes sense on the year this came
out – the success of Scream meant Craven was riding high, so if you
could get him to produce, you would want to rubberstamp the Hell out
of his name for brand recognition.
Unfortunately, it only does just so
much here.
I'll just say this now – I genuinely
feel like Carnival of Souls could be remade. It would be a little
tricky thanks to the fact modern audiences would likely see the
ending coming, but if you play it with a subtler hand, I think it
could still fly. This...was not that movie. Subtlety is run out of
this film on a rail pretty early on and never comes back even until
the end. As a result, what was originally a pretty straightforward
sort of mystery in the vein of Incident at Owl Creek Bridge instead
becomes a low-rent Jacob's Ladder knockoff, complete with visions of
deformed beings that look like they were trying to recapture Lyne's
film more than that of the late Herk Harvey. Further bogging things
down is the addition of a new story in which our protagonist (Bobbie Phillips)
finds herself haunted and pursued by her dead mother's former lover
(Larry Miller). The plot itself mostly just diverts with all manner
of uncomfortable flashbacks about this sleazy clown character who the
movie makes it clear definitely molested our heroine all so she has
someone to confront in the big finish. Outside of a surprisingly
effective performance by Miller, whose acting is probably the best
part of this movie, the whole plot just left me going “why was this
needed?”
This is arguably one of the more
frustrating cases of a remake ever – it's one that could have
worked. There's definitely fertile ground for an update, but instead
it bogs itself down in a lot of things that are unnecessary and don't
really aid the story in any way.
At least Wes's hands are mostly clean.
...you know what? Screw it. This picture says all it needs to for itself. Any riff is just excess trimming.
10/2 – The Exorcist II: The Heretic
(sequel to The Exorcist, followed by
The Exorcist III)
Let's face it – this theme was really
the one way this movie was going to have a chance of getting in here.
I could probably do an entire writeup
on my problems with this movie (maybe somewhere down the line) and
while I'm doing two longer ones to make up for the fact this entry is
only two movies long for a start, I do kind of want to keep from
going all in on that, so I'll just keep to my two main problems.
First is with this movie's role as a
sequel. I can forgive a surprising amount from some sequels. I mean,
I'm one of those people who feels Halloween III: Season of the Witch
gets a bum rap more because of its lack of Michael Meyers than
anything else (...and let's be honest, it's arguably better than some
of the Meyers movies that followed it). But there's two big
differences there – first is the fact that Season of the Witch is,
to be perfectly honest, dumb as Hell. And it owns it. It owns the
Hell out of it. As a result, it's still quite watchable in a 'so bad
it's good' kind of way – plus, that ending IS pretty awesome. By
comparison, The Heretic takes itself too seriously to really defend
on those grounds. I mean, granted, that more serious approach is
actually part of why its predecessor holds up over 40 years later
(and also helps part III), but here it just makes the movie's rather
ridiculous premise and groaners in its dialogue (“If Pazuzu
appears, I shall spit out a leopard,” James Earl Jones manages to
get out with a straight face, God bless him) clunk that much harder.
The other reason this sequel fumbles compared to Season of the Witch
is that that movie is fairly self-contained. It's free to be a mess
entirely of its own design and the rest of the franchise remains
untouched by the antics of Dan O'Herlihy and his army of robot
minions. By comparison, The Heretic tries to apply its plot and ideas
over the first movie, at points overriding some of the themes of its
predecessor in ways that just make the sequel look bad (most damning
is their newly written reason for why Regan was possessed. I'll spare
the details to avoid spoilers, but they apparently decided Merrin's
hypothesis of despair in the first movie wasn't good enough). That
William Peter Blatty (and the people behind the later movies, for that matter) completely
disregard anything this movie had to say on the greater Exorcist
continuity should tell you how well that went over.
The other problem with this movie as
this list goes is...well...it's just barely a horror movie. JUST
barely. While the level of scariness in the first film will naturally
vary from person to person, the fact remains, it is going for scares.
At points, at least for me, it manages some good ones – some creepy
bits of buildup, some good atmosphere, and a couple of really
effective jarring images all work in its favor. I'm trying to think
of moments in the sequel that could be said to be going for scares
and...I'm gonna be honest, outside of MAYBE a scene of a person being
burned alive, I've got nothing. Despite being an Exorcist sequel and
sporting a pretty wild score by Ennio Morricone (which is a plus of
this film), it feels less like this was shooting for a horror movie,
and more for a weird sort of modern day fantasy with Chardin's spiritual philosophies as its backbone and Friedkin's movie as its
foundation. And it's not like you can't go that modern fantasy route
and still manage to work a few scares in (Audrey Rose went a similar
direction and still made for a few decent moments of tension along
the way that are pretty absent from this movie). So to see this film
not even try and fail but just not try, especially considering the
act it's following...that's a lot to ask me to forgive.
Okay, that's a bit harsh on wording. I
mean, I don't hate the movie – it's not good, but I'm mostly just
ambivalent on it. But at the same time, holy Hell is this a
disappointing mess as a sequel.
This is gonna be a rough month for some
entries, but it's gonna yield some interesting stuff. Plus, I promise
some good ones are coming.
So buckle in, folks. It's gonna be one
Hell of an October.
Till next Friday.