Oh, October. Easily one of my favorite months.
Welcome back to 52 Pick-Up, my year long self-imposed challenge to keep writing in the form of first impressions on 52 movies I have not seen before.
This week, October kicks off in suitable fashion with – you guessed it – a weighted draw for horror movies!
The first draw feeling appropriately timed given the director in question is currently back in the cinematic zeitgeist, despite having been dead for some years now.
I was tempted to fudge the schedule so I could do this later in the month to coincide with the new restoration of The Devils, but I decided to play fair, so time to kick the month off with Ken Russell's The Lair of the White Worm.
.png)
Even when not expressly designed to be one,
this movie is prettymuch exactly the Ken Russell
vampire movie I would have expected.
In making the pitch for this, I'm going to issue one of two disclaimers for this entry. This first being that, as of the time of this writing, I have not read the Bram Stoker novel this was adapted from. I am now adding it to the to do list as I am interested in seeing just how it compares (being Russell, and that this adaptation is in modern times, I'm not anticipating a painstakingly faithful take), but at this point, I can only speak to this movie on its own terms.
With that now settled, as stated above, The Lair of the White Worm is a modernized adaptation of the Bram Stoker novel of the same name. The contemporary set film centers around an archaeological dig for a convent in a remote British town. Angus, the archaeologist (Peter Capaldi) believes his findings may hold clues to a local myth of a beast known as the D'Ampton Worm that was said to have plagued the countryside. On further excavation, Angus starts finding strange signs connecting the dig to recent disappearances that lead him to suspect that not only might the stories be true, there may still be a Worm terrorizing the lands.
Now, in terms of my response to this movie, we come to my second disclaimer. As Ken Russell goes, I'm something of a neophyte. I have had some good impressions with a few of his works over the years: I don't remember Tommy as well, but what I remember I respect for its ambitions, I enjoyed Altered States, and I have a lot of love for The Devils. I say this for some context as far as my impressions of Russell going into this, both in terms of quality and subject matter. With that said, my general impression of this lands somewhere in the middle. I found it an altogether watchable, bizarre piece of 80s British horror with a number of entertaining elements going for it, even if some may not have been intended the way they landed.
At the same time, of the Russell I have seen, this is probably trailing behind the others. Which, again, isn't a direct knock on this movie. So far, even a weak Russell has still been a good watch for me, and I'm going to be curious to see if that tracks the further I dig into his work. Part of the problem in this case is that, even before reading up on the production of this movie, I was struck by the fact it felt a bit more constrained than other Russell movies I've seen. Part of this was because him doing a horror movie was a condition of a deal he had with the studio at the time in order to get another project approved. This isn't to say he isn't trying on this movie, because I'm not sure it's possible for Ken Russell to go on cruise control, but this also doesn't have quite the same feeling of mad ambition of a Tommy or The Devils behind it.
because oh, lordy, is it ever. It's just limited by
the kind of money Vestron can put behind it.
Incidentally, this was the scene where I remembered
my wife telling me how she almost saw this movie as
child by virtue of an accidentally misplaced rental tape.
Props to her mother for pumping the brakes on that.
With this in mind, this certainly does have some of his signature touches to it. Most notably, and somewhat infamously, this movie has that unique brand of strange, artistic, horniness that has become somewhat synonymous with Russell's name over the years. In this case, embodied by the aesthetics of the antagonistic snake-centered cult that worships the titular worm (and yes, that thing you're thinking is factored into the movie too.) While the cult isn't framed itself as explicitly sexual, the trappings are all over them – from the nightmarish visions characters receive of the cult and its past (which are a little undercut by the VHS-caliber video quality, but still get into some truly strange 'seeing is believing' visuals as the movie unfolds) to the final ritual sporting what I can only best describe as a ceremonial strap-on, used both suggestively and in one case ultra-literally for impalement.
Which, no, I will not be posting a screenshot of. This movie is streaming for free on Tubi at the time of this post, you can go look it up yourself if you don't believe me.
Beyond the cult, there is one other sequence I have to point out, simply because it was one that had me genuinely laughing to watch how hard Russell leaned into the skid. Without going into too much detail, should you watch this, keep an eye out for a dream sequence involving Hugh Grant and a red pen. You'll know when you get there in pretty short order and at that point it's just a matter of watching the movie go for the most obvious joke in such a way that it loops around to be entertaining rather than groan-inducing.
I'm gonna circle back to the cult for one more thing. I want to close out on a good note, and this comes to what is, in all honesty, the single best selling point for this movie. That being the performance by Amanda Donohoe as the cult's high priestess, Sylvia.
I'll be fair and say the rest of the cast are doing overall good work here first. The supporting cast has a nice slate of character actors, and as leads go, Capaldi is surprisingly game for a reluctant hero role, while Grant's relative inability to decide if he's in a serious movie or a comedy, rather than hurting the movie, seems to fit right in.
Donohoe, meanwhile, is completely locked in on this movie. If she didn't have a sense of what Russell was going for, she sure as Hell fooled me. As horror villains go, she is figuratively, and in some cases literally, devouring every scene of this movie she is in and for all appearances having an absolute ball as she does so. Even if the rest of this movie went completely off the rails, I would argue her performance on its own is worth at least considering for this one.
Overall, this is a film I would call a VERY conditional recommend. I know a lot of people where I can already tell them 'maybe not this time' (if you're curious and not sure if you'd be one of these people, reach out to me, I can get a little more in-depth if this will be your bag or not.) At the same time, there's already some people I know where I have a good feeling if they haven't seen this one, I can tell them, 'yeah, this is gonna be a fun 90 minutes for you.'
Not too bad a start for the month.
With that said, next week I'll be changing gears for horror. It's a little slower, a little quieter, a lot less horny, and definitely more somber, but hey, horror loves variety. Next week, it's a piece of Polish folk horror with the 2015 movie, Demon.
Until then.
.png)
.png)
.png)
.png)
.png)
.png)
.png)
.png)
.png)
.png)
.png)
.png)
.png)
.png)
.png)
.png)
.png)
.png)
.png)